Big Dipper's Picks of The Week

It's that time once again when the Big Dipper rolls out the FREEBIES for all my degenerate bredren in my attempt to help each and every one of you be able to buy your Mama a decent Christmas gift and keep those tired ass Hummel figurines for yourself, Bunch of candy-asses. What kind of grown ass man buys his Mama a Hummel figurine? Yeah, yeah she got a case for them. Who bought her that? You did so that she would have a place to put the no thought piece of crap gift every Christmas and Mother's Day. Sad thing is, half of you are going, "how did he know?" the other half, "What a great idea, either way my work here is done.

Big Dipper's Pick of The Week
Boise St (-15.) 49   TCU 24

It is not by accident that The Mtn West just happen to schedule TCU onto the Blue Sea of Hell they will walk into Saturday at Boise as they jump to greener pastures. This is one bad ass group of Hosses and they will be coming out kickin' to demonstrate that they belong. Too bad it won't make any difference in the long run for what may possibly be the best total team in college football.  This will be 3.5 hours of Boise Head Coach Chris Peterson mercilessly bitch slapping Coach Gary Patterson into a bloody pulp. Get on Boise State and you're welcome.

Big Dipper's Barking Dog

Florida (+3) 17 SC 16

Charlie Weiss has installed The Pistol offense for The Gators and I think QB Brantley has looked much better. It puts him in much better position to hand the ball to Demps and Rainey because he is terrible technically with his footwork, like a drunk walking in broken light bulbs. It also gets him deeper and quicker into the 5 or 7 step drop. The Angry Birds were exposed, as I predicted last week, and the fall that will end in The Music City Bowl continues. Take the 3 and a money line if you can get it.

Big Dipper's Blow Out of the WQeelk
Clemson 59 (-15.5) Weak Florists 25

This is not a new team in Clemson. It's a new dynasty and you heard it here first. With GT losing to VT Thursday night the Tigers know that the Paul Johnson nightmare did not matter. Clemson is sitting in the Top Ten and can really make some noise down the stretch. WF has the 107th rated rushing offense and Clemson will not have to respect the run, they will turn the beast loose early. WF has a QB with a good arm but eventually the Tiger D will make him pay and the pace of Clemson's offense will be impossible for Wake to match for 4 qtrs. The run that leads to the egg farm in Columbia in two weeks starts in Death Valley. Get on it and enjoy the fireworks!